Friday, July 25, 2008

Childs Play In Occupied Palestine...Chucky Joins Israeli Defense Forces In Latest Film Of Movie Series

Friday, July 25, 2008

Liberal White Boy

Movie critic LWB has learned that Chucky will sport olive green in his latest movie adventure. He will wear the uniform of an Israeli Defense Forces sadist. Unlike his earlier movies where some sought to discourage his murderous ways however, in this movie the Israeli government actually encourages his ethnic cleansing like activities on the West Bank.

Like other Zionists, Chucky Goldberg adopts the religion of others, steals their land and other resources, calls their history/mythology his own and even claims the Middle Eastern falafel as his own ethnic cuisine. Now in the lowest blow of all, Chucky will attempt to insert his dark Zionist soul into the body of a Palestinian child.

In his first IDF order he is assigned to protect other deranged sadists like himself, a group of side curled West Bank Settlers (the ones that regularly chant "we killed Jesus we'll kill you too" as they threaten their victims).

A spokesman for Metro Golden Mayer told LWB, "Chucky and the Israeli's are a natural fit, I don't know why we never thought of this before".

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