Friday, May 22, 2009
Mind Readers Wanted
Obama's stimulus plan for job creation may soon include a new classification of national 'security' workers...mind readers.
The alleged 'leak' by the NY Times of Obama pondering a plan of "Preventive Detention" would require those that have psychic powers to be an integral part of the "War on Terror."
The new age of fighting those who would harm us is here.
Remember the OK City and 9/11 attacks? If only we would have had 'mind readers' scouring the country before these attacks occurred, picking up on the vibes of 'domestic extremists' before they had done anything and pointing the finger at their brain waves of violence. Well, Tim McVeigh and those 19 Arabs with boxcutters would have been indefinitely detained without charges or trials and thousands of lives would have been saved.
Why care about the constitution, habeas corpus and verifiable evidence when enemies are in our midst?
We could even use private non-profit organizations such as the ADL to train the 'mind readers' and save a bunch of bucks. I'm sure they would be glad to offer up help since they are already in the thought/hate crime business.
As the Obama/Emanual 'National Service' plan comes into play, what better way to put the kids to good use. As they plant trees and help the little old ladies across the street, they could also be using their psychic projections...err, psychic intuitions to prevent crime.
Our government and homeland security have wasted a lot money on cameras, survellience, Patriot Acts and the like when all along the key to combating 'terrorism' has always been our minds.
And that would be a terrible thing to waste.