Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Lover of War and Lies, Toby Keith, to Sing at Nobel Peace Prize Concert

The peace prize people are rubbing it in our faces again.

An' you'll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A.
'Cos we'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way.

Courtesy of the red, white and blue.

If you sing a few songs about soldiers and killing they let you ride in one of their helicopters.

Toby Keith, Donna Summer to sing at Nobel Peace Prize Concert on Dec. 11

Here's another great peace song for Toby to sing at the concert .....
The Taliban Song
I’m just a middle aged middle eastern camel herdin’ man
I got a 2 bedroom cave here in north Afganistan
Things used to be real nice and they got out of hand
since they moved in, .......they call themselves the Taliban
(ooo-ooo-ooo yea,) the Taliban singing (ooo-ooo-ooo yea,) the Taliban baby oh yea

Now they attacked New York City cause they thought they could win
Said they would stand and fight until the very bloody end
Mr Bush got on the phone with Iraq and Iran and said
Now you sons of bitchs you better not be doin’ any business with that Taliban

You know someday soon we’re both gonna saddle up
And it’ll be ride, camel, ride
My old lady she’ll be here with me just smilin’ right by my side
We should do just fine out around Palestine or maybe Turkministan
We’ll bid a fair adieu and flip a couple fingers to the Taliban

We’ll bid a fair adieu and and give a big boner to the Taliban
A peace song??
If I Was Jesus, I’d have some real long hair
A robe and some sandals, is exactly what I’d wear
I’d be the guy at the party, turnin’ water to wine
Yeah me and my disciples, we’d have a real good time.

If I Was Jesus, I’d come back from the dead
And I’d walk on some water, just to mess with your head
I wonder if he'll sing "I'll never smoke weed with Willie again."


  1. I am so sick of this flag waving, propaganda spreading, make money on the red, white and blue, my daddy lost an eye do nothing bull sh-tting SOB, Toby "I did not serve" Keith.
    Can you blame Keith for his BS? Hell no, the american sheople buy it and made this fraud rich.
    Why don't they get Ike Turner to sing at this peace price ho down as well. What a joke!

  2. Sorry Tee, Ike died in 07.
    Too bad he was tagged as an abuser and marred his rep. But he never killed anyone and I don't think he was a war monger so that puts him several degrees ahead of Obama and Keith in my book.

  3. Commando marshmallowDecember 2, 2009 at 7:31 PM

    Dear Toby the recruiting office in your area is open feel free to put your money where your mouth is.

  4. Toby's probably done more for the guys and gals in the military than any or your sorry asses have. My guys sure appreciated Toby showing up in their FOB to give 'em some cheer. Why ya gotta hate over the PEACE prize?

  5. hearthisfootinyourassDecember 3, 2009 at 12:16 PM

    No one cares what you think hearditallbefore so STFU.

  6. Toby's riding that fake american pride, we're number one BS that died with John Wayne and our inglorius exit from Vietnam. This dog don't hunt and its going to become more apparent as time goes on. The new America founded by liberalism and cultural revolution is a complete failure. Personally the fake cuntry star I hate the most is Kenny Chesney, looks like a chicken neck bald-ass mama's boy and closet homo.

  7. Satanic FlatulenceDecember 4, 2009 at 9:39 AM

    Cuntry music is for redneck faggots.

  8. brokeback mountain tobi wearing tight jeans loves his men in uniform.

  9. Waylon Jennings and Merle Haggard, those were real men playing real country music.

  10. night of the provocateurs (scary)December 4, 2009 at 4:00 PM

    Johnny Rebel plays some good country music.