Sunday, June 20, 2010

A note of appreciation from the Elite

Let's be honest: you'll never win the lottery.

On the other hand, the chances are pretty good that you'll slave away at some miserable job the rest of your life. That's because you were in all likelihood born into the wrong social class. Let's face it — you're a member of the working caste. Sorry!

As a result, you don't have the education, upbringing, connections, manners, appearance, and good taste to ever become one of us. In fact, you'd probably need a book the size of the yellow pages to list all the unfair advantages we have over you. That's why we're so relieved to know that you still continue to believe all those silly fairy tales about "justice" and "equal opportunity" in America.

Of course, in a hierarchical social system like ours, there's never been much room at the top to begin with. Besides, it's already occupied by us — and we like it up here so much that we intend to keep it that way. But at least there's usually someone lower in the social hierarchy you can feel superior to and kick in the teeth once in a while. Even a lowly dishwasher can easily find some poor slob further down in the pecking order to sneer and spit at. So be thankful for migrant workers, prostitutes, and homeless street people.

Always remember that if everyone like you were economically secure and socially privileged like us, there would be no one left to fill all those boring, dangerous, low-paid jobs in our economy. And no one to fight our wars for us, or blindly follow orders in our totalitarian corporate institutions. And certainly no one to meekly go to their grave without having lived a full and creative life. So please, keep up the good work!

You also probably don't have the same greedy, compulsive drive to possess wealth, power, and prestige that we have. And even though you may sincerely want to change the way you live, you're also afraid of the very change you desire, thus keeping you and others like you in a nervous state of limbo. So you go through life mechanically playing your assigned social role, terrified what others would think should you ever dare to "break out of the mold".

Naturally, we try to play you off against each other whenever it suits our purposes: high-waged workers against low-waged, unionized against non-unionized, Black against White, male against female, democrat against republican, American workers against Japanese against Mexican against.... We continually push your wages down and take your money by invoking "foreign competition," "the law of supply and demand," "national security," "too big to fail" or "the bloated federal deficit." We throw you on the unemployed scrap heap if you step out of line or jeopardize our profits. And to give you an occasional break from the monotony of our daily economic blackmail, we allow you to participate in our stage-managed electoral shell games, better known to you ordinary folks as "elections." Happily, you haven't a clue as to what's really happening — instead, you blame "Aliens," "Tree-hugging Environmentalists," "Niggers," "Homos", "Wet backs", "Welfare Queens," and countless others for your troubled situation.

We're also very pleased that many of you still embrace the "work ethic," even though most jobs in our economy degrade the environment, undermine your physical and emotional health, and basically suck your one and only life right out of you. We obviously don't know much about work, but we're sure glad you do!

Of course, life could be different. Society could be intelligently organized to meet the real needs of the general population. You and others like you could collectively fight to free yourselves from our domination. But you don't know that. In fact, you can't even imagine that another way of life is possible. And that's probably the greatest, most significant achievement of our system — robbing you of your imagination, your creativity, your ability to think and act for yourself.

So we'd truly like to thank you from the bottom of our heartless hearts. Your loyal sacrifice makes possible our corrupt luxury; your work makes our system work. Our governmental, public education, media mind-control, and financial institutions frame a labyrinthine system of lies that you numbingly support for our advancement and your children's enslavement.

Thanks so much for "knowing your place" — without even knowing it!

On the other hand, there is still time to put those that enslave us in their place.

The world is slowing arousing. 

art by Santiago Caruso


  1. Well, this is a pretty good way to start the morning. Reading some comments that make sense and have a insight into social hierarchy and over consumption plus the use of media and education to perpetuate the establishment. I have a link on my blog to a training camp for CEOs to sidestep questioning that fits into your composition. Great satire.

    (Poprock Hill, Jack Matthews)

  2. Aw, damn, Mr. Sidecrap! You did it again!! You forgot to sign it "Your Jewish Masters"!

    For shit sake, Mr. Sidewinder, would you just make up your effin' mind already?! Here, let me offer the headline for your next and all future posts: IT'S THE JEWS IT'S THE JEWS IT'S THE JEWS IT'S THE JEWS.

    OK, Mr. Sidesplitter? Quit dicking around already! There is no "ELITE"! For fuck's sake, you should know that!! There is just Your Jewish Masters!!!


  3. Happy fathers day Kenny, hug your kids if you have any.

  4. This is simply superb. Thanks for posting it.

    The Jewish Master comment is part of the control mechanism. Blame it all on the Jews is part of the program of control.

  5. Keyword; arousing
    Deaf baby hears for the first time.

  6. That's right, 'Ingorapo'! Remember "The Outer Limits"? Well you have to be of a certain age, but..."Do not touch your TV screen. There is nothing wrong with your picture. WE control your vertical. WE control your horizontal." Or if you prefer -- if you're a younger asshole instead of an older one -- think X-Files. I am fucking Cigarette Smoking Man. And the lot of you are a bunch of morons.

    Yours truly, Your Jewish Master

  7. "Grim Bee," sounds like you again. Calling folks names as if it matters. Never clever, always boring.

  8. Frank FredenburgJune 20, 2010 at 8:02 PM

    Kenny while I agree with you on name calling, I agree with anonymous that jews play a major part in the crimes we see unfolding in our world, on a daily basis.Jews control the media and the world banks. They even brag about it at times! They also control our government. They've bragged about that at times too! We have to break free of this little parasitic state. We better do it soon, too! Or it will mean the end of our country! Then we better return to the original government the founders envisioned. A Republic.
    I think Anon is angry. I get a little angry myself at times!
    Keep up the good work Kenny.

  9. Ingorapo, "Blame it all on the Jews" is not "part of the control program"---The Jewish Zionist Neoconservatives ARE the control program, and must shoulder the majority of the blame. If a group of people violates internation law blatantly and without remorse, then it needs to accept the blame for its actions.

  10. My note of appreciation to the Elite: Thank you SO much for the internet! A tool I have no doubt you thought you could control like the MSM but has turned into a Frankenstein, (what an appropriate name) monster LOL! What a vexing situating this must be for you. Trying to create a free speech environment for the sheeple, fleecing them while making them think they have a democratic platform, and all the while that platform collapsing out from under you. What a bitch that must be! My goodness, how the chickens come home to roost. Now your puppet Lieberman is diligently trying to shut down this beast while you frantically scurry to and fro to calm the stampeding herd. But me thinks the genie is out of the bottle and I must thank you for this. It is your arrogance and hubris that has always brought you down so many times before and it won't fail us now. I am preparing for the dance, the celebration of our freedom from your grip, your time is coming to an end and we, the good and faithful people of peace, shall prevail. You don't stand a chance. The gold is being refined, and you shall be found impure, as always. I will pray for you.