Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Rapture Ready?






40 Nashville billboards claim Jesus will return May 21, 2011








Forget 2012. To heck with the mortgage payments. It'll be a great Christmas with that 80 inch TV bought with no payments for a year. Max out the credit cards and let's party.

I mean who would buy 40 billboards in one city just to turn out wrong. It must be insider information.

 Who's behind the 'scoop?' It's Family Radio Inc. with help from wecanknow.com.
Family Radio (aka Family Stations Inc.) began obtaining FM broadcasting licenses on commercial frequencies early in FM's history, and by 2006, was ranked 19th among top broadcast companies in number of radio stations owned. Currently, Family Radio's affiliates in New York City, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Washington, and San Francisco are on prime commercial frequencies and the licenses of these stations alone may be worth hundreds of millions of dollars if sold today.
It would make sense to sell these frequencies now before all the owners are sucked up into the sky in this rapture thing. All that money could feed a lot of homeless folks in their last days. Seems like something Jesus would approve of. 


In breaking news Michael Chertoff's company  has announced the upcoming release of his 'spirit scanners.'

 "We can't have terrorists floating down from the clouds. We're taking this threat seriously" Chertoff proclaimed in a joint press conference with DHS madam Janet Napolitano as they signed a new $80 billion contract. 


Only 171 days 'till the second coming. As the jewish philosopher Norman Greenbaum always said ... "going up to the spirit in the sky."

18 comments:

  1. http://phoenixrisingfromthegulf.wordpress.com/2010/12/01/the-gulf-of-mexico-is-dying/

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  2. I keep asking everyone, what makes them think or believe he hasn't ALREADY come and isn't engineering all of this wonderful WikiLIGHT?

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  3. I'll go for anything that ridicules that Lenin knockoff Michael Chertoff.

    How goofballs like him got to have so much power under the son of George H.W. ("I was screwed by Israel.") Bush is way beyond me.

    Are there ANY gentiles left in D.C.?

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  4. If JC did come back to Earth, he'd get the same treatment he got back then for preaching to "Feed the hungry, shelter the homeless and minister to the sick." Only this time, he'd be 'renditioned' to some Gitmo hell-hole and tortured to death.

    Crucifying someone is so passe.

    We can't have some nutcase going around saying "Love Thy Neighbor."

    Love thy neighbor? Fuck him, he doesn't go to my church.

    So it's May 2011 when the 'Rapture' happens?

    Never mind that the word 'Rapture' isn't in the KJV of the Bible, four or five 50 megaton nukes dropped on Iran ought to send everyone skyward.

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  5. Spirit scanners? Crack me up! Make sure to check out the video I posted to my blog, "I'm Looking Through You," it's pretty funny.

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  6. I now have confirmation that the end of the world is near.

    In the richest community in the state, Brentwood, people camped out overnight just to see Sara Palin at a book signing.

    "Many had waited in line since Tuesday night and most said despite the bitter cold temperatures, the few seconds spent with Palin was worth the wait."
    http://www.wkrn.com/Global/story.asp?S=13598273

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  7. Religion scam is right! But those billboards in other cities, too, cost a lot of money. Anybody putting that much money into the advertising must be expecting a big financial return,or something notably eventful. What is interesting is the date given? Never put it past CIA/Mossad black ops to have something planned. Even the FBI has a bomb fondness for Christmas tree lightings this year.

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  8. This group's funding appears to be hidden and you are right anon that there must be some sort of hoped for payback involved, monetary or otherwise.

    All of the local TV stations have run features on the billboards today so it's getting the media play that I'm sure was wanted by this atypical for even the bible belt group.

    http://www.wkrn.com/global/Category.asp?c=175880&autoStart=true&topVideoCatNo=default&clipId=5343636&flvUri=&partnerclipid=

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  9. I agree with Greg.

    "Feed the hungry, shelter the homeless and minister to the sick."

    That would not go down well in Washington.

    "Bomb the hungry, the homeless and the sick" is the way of the Anglo-American-Israeli elite.

    - Aangirfan

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  10. I thought obambi was the jebus messiah. ~lefty mongtard~

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  11. Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has close links to the Economist, controlled by the Rothschild banking family December 2, 2010

    Wikileaks founder Julian Assange has won an award from the “Economist” magazine, a financial publication controlled by the Rothschild banking family, and he has also featured on an “Economist” video clip, raising questions about conflicts of interest. Assange predicted a bank run could be triggered by bank data leaks but he does not mention that this would result in the robbery of millions of people because of the way the fractional reserve banking system works, and profit the banks.

    Is a false flag bank run hyped by the banker’s media and carried out by a Rothschild operative being planned to rob millions and to implement emergency laws?

    Julian Assange, the Wikileaks founder who plans to leak bank documents that will take down „one or two“ major banks according to Forbes, has won an award from the Economist, a magazine belonging to the Economist group, half of which is owned by the Financial times, a subsidiary of Pearson PLC. A group of independent shareholders, including many members of the staff and the Rothschild banking family of England.


    http://www.thetruthseeker.co.uk/?p=15442

    What a great way to hide a daylight robbery.

    Those banks that 'Julio' promises to take down could hide their theft of the people's money by blaming it on Wikileaks while they and the loot scoot out the backdoor.

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  12. jesus was a terroristDecember 2, 2010 at 4:04 AM

    "It's The End of The World as We Know It" by R.E.M.
    That's great, it starts with an earthquake
    Birds and snakes, an aeroplane
    Lenny Bruce is not afraid

    Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn
    World serves it's own needs, don't mis-serve your own needs
    Feed it up a knock, speed, grunt, no strength
    No ladder structure, clatter with fear of height, down height

    Wire in a fire, representing seven games in a
    Government for hire and a combat site left her
    Wasn't coming in a hurry with the
    Furies breathing down your neck

    Team by team reporters baffled, trump, tethered, crop
    Look at that low plane, fine, then
    Uh, oh, overflow, population, common group
    But it'll do, save yourself, serve yourself

    World serves it's own needs listen to your heart bleed
    Tell me with the rapture and the revered and the right
    Right you vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight, bright light
    Feeling pretty psyched

    It's the end of the world as we know it
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    And I feel fine

    Six o'clock, TV hour, don't get caught in foreign towers
    Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself churn
    Lock him in uniform and book burning, blood letting
    Every motive escalate, automotive incinerate

    Light a candle, light a motive, step down, step down
    Watch your heel crush, crush, uh, oh, this means
    No fear, cavalier, renegade, steer clear
    A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of lies
    Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline

    It's the end of the world as we know it
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    And I feel fine, I feel fine

    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine
    (It's time I had some time alone)

    The other night I tripped a nice continental drift divide
    Mountains sit in a line, Leonard Bernstein
    Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester Bangs
    Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom
    You symbiotic, patriotic, slam, but neck, right? Right

    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    And I feel fine

    It's the end of the world as we know it
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    And I feel fine

    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    And I feel fine

    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    It's the end of the world as we know it
    (It's time I had some time alone)
    And I feel fine, fine

    It's time I had some time alone

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  13. "We can't have terrorists floating down from the clouds."

    wtf? i can't believe he said that, except i can. maybe the holographic bluebeam aliens will float down from the sky right before the holographic bluebeam Jesus comes.

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  14. My chief objection to the Christian right is they basically have dragged Jesus' good name through the mud. As Ghandi once said (paraphrasing here), "I almost became a follower of Christ until I met one." Anonymous has a good point about "Anybody putting that much money into the advertising must be expecting a big financial return..." The venal Christian Zionist Jerry Falwell was given his own Lear jet by Israel.

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  15. I just wanted to pile in because all the coolest people are here and I didn't want to miss the fun. As for Jesus coming back etc. I'm completely serious when I call the PTB the death cult. They truly are. If you look at them in this fashion everything makes perfect sense. As for Jesus I reckon they'd give the job to that Roth guy who did Hostel. Just for laughs, you know...

    And thanks Greg for the tip about Ass-Song and the Economist. More nails in the coffin of his credibility. Not that we really needed them of course...

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  16. Did anyone see the billboard put out by the juutheists opps atheists new this morning?

    Please note the six headed shining star and so called scientific logo of the atheist cult in the picture.

    The 'snotty' atheist billboard: Christmas is a 'myth'

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  17. The Rapture Index (Mad Theology)
    by Dave MacPherson

    The "Index" (as in Todd Strandberg's "Rapture Index") lists 45 "precursors" which are earthly events reportedly acting as signposts pointing to the rapture and showing how close it is.
    Here's the mad theology: the Rapture Index's pre-rapture "precursors" include even "The Antichrist" and "The Mark of the Beast" which, in Todd's view, occur AFTER the rapture! What's more, all of his "precursors" are on earth AFTER the point in time for a "pretribulation" rapture, are actually fulfilled DURING Todd's seven-year tribulation period, and in fact point to ONLY the (posttribulation) Second Coming to earth and not to any sort of "pretribulation" coming of Christ - a concept that NO organized church and NO official theology ever taught before 1830!
    Todd even believes in pretribulationism's "signless" rapture - which adjective is believable if Tricky Todd can convince us that "precursors" can never be "signs"!
    See Google and type in "Deceiving and Being Deceived" (one of my earliest internet articles) to see why the claims for Pseudo-Ephraem and Morgan Edwards (as "pre-1830 pretrib teachers") are totally groundless.
    Also Google "Open Letter to Todd Strandberg," "Famous Rapture Watchers," "Thomas Ice (Bloopers)," "Walvoord Melts Ice," "Edward Irving is Unnerving," "Pretrib Rapture Diehards," "Wily Jeffrey," "Pretrib Rapture - Hidden Facts," "Pretrib Rapture Secrecy," "Pretrib Hypocrisy," "Appendix F: Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thieves' Marketing," "Pretrib Rapture Dishonesty" and "Scholars Weigh My Research."
    Be sure to obtain my bestselling nonfiction book "The Rapture Plot" (available at Armageddon Books online) if you would like to see 300 pages of the most detailed and most accurate history of the 180-year-old pretrib rapture view.
    (To see a great blog by Gen. James Green, Google "Battle Cry Sounding to Christians: Pretrib Hypocrisy.")

    [saw the above web item! Ned]

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