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“I definitely think about a million people when I’m getting dressed in the morning and that’s just part of my life now,” Taylor Swift says. “I think it’s my responsibility to know it and to be conscious of it. It would be really easy to say I do what I want. You raise your kids! But it’s not the truth of it. The truth of it is- every singer out there with songs on the radio is raising the next generation.”
Raising the next generation on poison aspartame. Taylor signs a big endorsement deal with Diet Coke and Donald Rumsfeld chuckles.
It used to be that the radio 'stars' hinted about illegal drugs. Now they are paid to push the legal ones. I liked the old days better. Taylor needs to educate herself and stop the poison pushing but hey, it's all about the money. Country music can promote the war machine and corporate criminals but don't tell even a wee bit of truth about anything that matters, you'll get boycotted.
In other earth shattering news...Ariel Sharon's brain is said to be showing significant activity after vegetating for the last seven years. Doctors are amazed because brain activity is rare in any Israeli politician, awake or in a coma. When asked about Sharon's condition, Netanyahu foamed at the mouth and threw a copy of the Sunday Times at the reporter.
Sharon was Prime Minister of Israel during the September 11, 2001 joint Israeli/neocon attack on America. In an attempt to provoke more stimulation in Sharon's brain, doctors are playing him a looped recording 24/7 of his alleged famous quote...
Rumors are swirling that Coca Cola is in talks with the Pentagon to sponsor the new drone base in Africa. A Coke spokesman said "It's a natural fit. We both are in the business of killing for profit."