Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Aching News

In breaking news, holocaust investigators in Germany and Poland have found long lost bunkers from the World War II era filled with soap.

Fresh on the heels of the United States Holocaust Memorial Museum shocking report of the discovery of 42,500 Nazi ghettos and camps throughout Europe that were previously unknown, the bunkers of soap apparently answers the question of "What happened to all of the bodies?'

Self appointed spokesman Elie Weasel released this statement:
"The discovery of 6 million bars of soap in the hidden bunkers puts an end to the holocaust deniers claim that it was mathematically and physically impossible to gas and burn the great number of our sacred victims without leaving any trace. Secret Nazi technology rendered the bodies into soap which was then stockpiled for use later on in the Reich world order."

Abe Fauxman bitterly lashed out at skeptics:
"Anti-Semitic revisionists are continuing their slander. There is absolutely no credence to their claim that the soap also contains remnants of gypsies, tramps and thieves. Our testing will conclude that the soap is pure jewish....as pure as the jewish genome is throughout the world."

DNA samples from the soap are now being taken which will be matched to the DNA of all living Ashkenazi jews on earth. New York and Tel Aviv lawyers are lining up to cash in on the new round of reparation lawsuits in honor of these newly found vicsims victims. Estimates range that upwards of $6 trillion may be extorted gladly given by the guilt ridden countries involved in the 'clean up.'

Investigators are continuing their search in Europe using ground penetrating radar to find more of the bunkers. Expectations are high that this will result in the discovery of millions of.....lampshades.


  1. "Expectations are high that this will result in the discovery of millions of.....lampshades."


    1. My sarcasms towards the neverending expanding myth may be seen by some as in poor taste but if I can get just one laugh, it's worth it. Thanks

  2. This is good satire Kenny. By your own mind and hand?
    It strikes me as very humorous because I KNOW the 6 million/soap/lampshade propaganda is completely untrue, a holohoax. The International Red Cross gave the total number of dead "jews" in all the WW2 camps at 271,604; mosly from sickness and starvation - none from gas chambers. Zyklon B was used for delousing of clothes to combat typhus.

    There were 66 million orthodox Russians genocided by the zionist Bolsheviks between 1917 and 1953 - there was a holocaust; carried out by the "jews" themselves.

    I'm sick to death of Foxman, Netanyahu, Rothschild and the whole lying, murdering lot of them. Ad naseum holohoax. And yes next will be 6 million human lampshades discovered in a cave!

    1. We're all so sick of the hoaxes and the parasites that feed off of them. I try to remain positive that the lies are unraveling and their downfall is coming.

  3. There They are again with their favorite number, 6, 6, and 6... Hang on a minute does anyone else see a pattern here ?

    We asked questions as we were seeking the Truth. We have our answers now.

    Ask and it shall be given to you, seek and ye shall find - Matthew 7:7

    And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free - John 8:32

    Carol A. Valentine

    1. I always considered 'seek and ye shall find' to be the best advice in that book.

    2. Yes true Kenny. i had to get biblical seeing the 666 connection cropping up.

      It certainly helps to explain the levels of self-loathing within the tribe lol

  4. Absolutely BRILLIANT!

  5. All praise due to the Lubekavetcher! Hungary can now resume payments to the Criminal Cancer State and the genome worldwide.

    The Existentialist Cowboy will be best pleased too as this should quiet those who have asked him to consider other forensic evidence and questioned his "the Holocaust happened because it happened" brand of "logical positivism."

  6. A domestic arms race

    Importantly, none of these armaments — billions of bullets, thousands of full-auto assault rifles and thousands of armored assault vehicles — are being purchased by the Pentagon for use in wars overseas. Instead, these are being purchased by DHS for use inside the United States… on the streets of America.

    The streets of America are about to become a Warcraft video game - but in reality! We have become so cybernized probably few will notice the carnage is live rather than on their laptops.

    A barrel of fish or a turkey shoot - choose our analogy.

    Murder is coming to the people of America!

    1. You don't need no stinking guns!March 6, 2013 at 6:53 AM

      The writing is on the wall. I see it, do you?

      People always say they are looking for a sign of things to come. The sign is right there staring us in the face. The government is about to declare war on its own people. Been done a hundred times in recorded history before. Everything is now in place to implode the economy and declare martial law. Starvation will begin and then the internment and murder of Americans will commence. Is there any other possible conclusion possible in the face of ALL the domestic military hardware?

      It's right there in front of you!

  7. that was hilarious, I don't care who you are...

    it is usually darkest...you know before,


    like the sun comes up, and all....


    RIP HUGO...

  8. Fiction!

    You can't get ahead of those with dynamic imaginations.

    Love ya, K,


  9. This is the one. Very funny, Kenny.


    Hope this lives up to the original.

    1. Thanks B'man. You outdid the original.

    2. They took down my YT channel. Reupped to:


    3. Damn. And I bet they didn't even give you a reason.

  10. But, but, but isn't there a type of soap made from LIE?

    Shit, should of came here first, it would of saved me the trouble of updating my blog.

  11. Somehow I doubt that any good European would want to wash with the remains of a jew. You would never get clean.

  12. Kenny, any chance you can get Mr. Desertpeace to step up to the forensic facts? The Existentialist Cowboy continues his reign of terror against all religious delusions. Excepting Holocaustianity that is.

    They mixed my mind with a can of Red Devil Lie
    Then they sit down, watch me, hopin' that I might die

    1. I don't think I have any influence with these guys on that subject.

      I like Len Hart. We go back further than this blog but not everyone is willing to take on the big taboo. He has acknowledged Israel and Mossad had a role in 9/11. Our allies are often varied in their outlooks and writings. It's a continuing process.

    2. Thanks for the response, Kenny. I've tried to gently point out the Orwellian problem and the plight of those courageous enough to stand up. Glad to know he's at least willing to face the 9/11 facts.