Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Our Sentiments Exactly

There was a man who, everyday, would buy a newspaper on the way to work, glance at the headline, and hand it back to the newsboy. Day after day the man would go through this routine.

Finally the newsboy could not stand it and he asked the man, "Why do you always buy a paper and only look at the front page before discarding it?"

The man replied, "I am only interested in the obituaries."

"But they are on page 21. You never even unfold the newspaper."

"Young man," he said, "the son of a bitch I'm looking for will be on the front page."
from The Phaedrus at Daily Paul

art by Mark Bryan


  1. i keep looking for that one too.

  2. ja, sort of a copy of a copy of a copy.. of Churchill, who already in 1919 halucinated about an attack on Berlin with 1000 bombers, that he didn't have at that time, that Mr.Chain and ... as that are useful masks.